Recently, I came across these little descriptions about doctors and medical students. They sound quite funny actually...and if you let your mind wander....you will realise that these statements are very true indeed.
The Medical Student
Runs into buildings
Recognises a train 2 out of 3 times
Hits himself with a water pistol
Don't stay afloat without life preserver
Mumbles to himself.
The JHO (junior house officer)
Makes more skidmarks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by a train
Is not issued ammunition
Dog paddles
Talks to walls.
The SHO (senior house officer)
Barely clears a picket fence
Loses tug of war with a train
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury
Swims well
Talks with animals.
The Registrar
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
More powerful than a switch engine
Faster than a speeding gun
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God if special agent is approved.
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