Cheesy Chat Up Line

It was a Thursday night, as I walked home from the gym.

Out of nowhere, I heard: (orange - stranger, green - me)

"Excuse me....excuse me."

I chose to ignore it.

"Excuse me."

Right. So I turned and looked at a man in a black jacket.

He smiled and said, "Hi. Have I met you before?" (that phrase is such a cheesy chat up line)

"Err...nope. Don't think so."

"I'm sure I have. I've seen you in the gym before."

"Oh ok."

"I have quite a few chinese friends who go to Glasgow Uni."

"Oh ok. I don't go to Glasgow Uni."

"Oh ok. You look familiar to me. Do you go to the gym often?"

"Err...no not really."

"You just live around here, yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Can I ask what's your name?"

I gave him a funny look and walked away.